UNIVERSAL RETARDED STUDIO

The Internet's Dumbest Smart Studio

We make games nobody asked for.

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$URS to the moon or the psych ward •Play dumb. Win dumber. •Not financial advice (or any kind of advice) •Side effects include: confusion, laughter, and poor life choices •Web3 but make it Web1.5 •
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The Trash Arcade

Multiplayer

Memer.io

Like agar.io but with memes (and money money). Consume smaller memes to grow your own meme power.

Multiplayer

Chairman

Musical chairs on steroids! Compete for chairs when the music stops. Last player standing wins the prize pool.

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Ready to lose braincells?

Join our community of degenerates, pixel enthusiasts, and people with questionable judgment.

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THE RETARDMAP

Our Journey to Peak Stupidity

Written in crayon by our finest smooth brains

CURRENTLY COOKING

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"Active Development"

  • 10+ New Games
    Each dumber than the last, all with prize pools
  • Streamer Partnerships
    Bribing influencers with $URS to play our dumb games
  • Mobile App Launch
    "URS GO" - Play memes while pretending to work

SOON AFTER THAT

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"Next in Line"

  • IQ Test Integration
    Players must fail to qualify for premium features
  • Global Championships
    World's dumbest esports tournament with huge prizes
  • To The Moon
    Or at least to mom's basement ceiling

$URS UTILITY

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In-Game Currency

Entry fees, power-ups, and premium retard skins

Governance Rights

Vote on which dumb features we build next

Coming Soon...

Shh... you'll hear more ;)

The Dumb Button

It does nothing. Press it anyway.