UNIVERSAL RETARDED STUDIO

The Internet's Dumbest Smart Studio

We make games nobody asked for.

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$URS to the moon or the psych ward •Play dumb. Win dumber. •Not financial advice (or any kind of advice) •Side effects include: confusion, laughter, and poor life choices •Web3 but make it Web1.5 •

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The Trash Arcade

Multiplayer

Memer.io

Like agar.io but with memes (and money money). Consume smaller memes to grow your own meme power.

Multiplayer

Chairman

Musical chairs on steroids! Compete for chairs when the music stops. Last player standing wins the prize pool.

Super Mario Memes

Classic Mario meets crypto memes! Jump, run, and unlock 27 meme skins like $WIF, BONK, and POPCAT.

Multiplayer

Street Fighter

Classic arcade fighting! Battle friends locally or online with smooth 60 FPS combat and special moves.

Pacsol

Classic Pacman meets Solana tournaments! Compete for daily and weekly prize pools.

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Join our community of degenerates, pixel enthusiasts, and people with questionable judgment.

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THE RETARDMAP

Our Journey to Peak Stupidity

Written in crayon by our finest smooth brains

CURRENTLY COOKING

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"Active Development"

10+ New Games
Each dumber than the last, all with prize pools
Streamer Partnerships
Bribing influencers with $URS to play our dumb games
Mobile App Launch
"URS GO" - Play memes while pretending to work

SOON AFTER THAT

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"Next in Line"

IQ Test Integration
Players must fail to qualify for premium features
Global Championships
World's dumbest esports tournament with huge prizes
To The Moon
Or at least to mom's basement ceiling

The Dumb Button

It does nothing. Press it anyway.